I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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