When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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