Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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