Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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