I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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