can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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