was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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