its not stalking. its research.
Fuck appropriateness.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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