we have officially lost it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
True college students do jello shots in the library
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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