we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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