You're so nebulous sometimes
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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