Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Buhtt sex?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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