there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We left an ass print on the piano.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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