i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
ttyl tear gas
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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