and you said cock pushups were impossible
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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