Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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