love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize
