You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
