Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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