Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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