You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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