omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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