I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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