DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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