She said her name was "party"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
