Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
