my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I need to sanitize my soul.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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