he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
this is an emotional support booty call
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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