Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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