also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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