Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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