i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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