If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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