HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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