D3 body, D1 cock
Can i not drive my cunt home
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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