I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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