It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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