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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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