I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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