I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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