dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He kissed a someone with a penis
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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