And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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