I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Randomize
