Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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