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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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