wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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