I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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