Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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