Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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