my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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