if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just took my morning after pill in the library
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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