At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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