why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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