come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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