Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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