Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
