whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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