Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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