Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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