Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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