The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I stole a fireplace last night.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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