i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Can I color on your dick again?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
