He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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