i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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